THE WEST TEXAS SAGUARO CLUB - BYLAWS - ARTICLE 1: PURPOSE - The purpose of the West Texas Saguaro Club is to perpetuate the existence and presence of Saguaro Cacti in Texas Culture. We know full well there are no Saguaros in Texas, but that must never be mentioned. There are only 3 rules of the West Texas Saguaro Club: 1) you must wholeheartedly believe the Saguaro is the best cacti in the world; 2) you must spread the good word that all Texans should include Saguaros on their hats, shirts, signs, Facebook profiles, etc., etc. - ARTICLE II: MEMBERSHIP - Section 1: Regular Membership - Regular members in the West Texas Saguaro club shall be conferred after proper application to the Office of Saguaro Affairs (My Mom’s House for anyone that doesn’t like the Facebook Page).
